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    Originally posted by Tali@Jan 23 2005, 07:58 AM
    11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
    Yeaah, when r wee geting spel cheeck 4 teh fourums!?!?!

    Making funny, funnier since 1973!

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    31. Seeing the True You: formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked"
    Is that some kind of inside joke?

    [Ci]Loibisch - Site/Forum admin and attacker for clan Carpe Imperium

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    @ thread

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    We men always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

    Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

    1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

    1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

    1. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

    1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

    1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

    1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

    1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

    1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
    Falling Rock Zone: Maintain 80 M.P.H.
    Under the Sun / Every Day Comes and Goes


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    "1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one."

    ROFL

    That's my fave
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    <[Ci]Loibisch|mIRC> hello Tali, mistress of...uh...something

    «Tali» you're so dramatic
    «[Ci]ArXcis|Wk» damn right \o/

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    Below are two birds. Study them closely and watch their habits......... See if you can spot which of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by one with no skills whatsoever in bird watching.
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    @Slag: Thanks for returning my sig for X-mas!

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    picture doesn&#39;t show here.... and if I try to load it in a new browser it just gives me a page not found :/




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    @ M&#39;s post. I friggin died when I saw that
    Falling Rock Zone: Maintain 80 M.P.H.
    Under the Sun / Every Day Comes and Goes


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    Wow&#33; Now this is what I call a weekend thread

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